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We all know Will's ugly. This should go without saying.
The question I pose, is how did he get this way? Is it a birth defect, or was he slammed in the noggin with a pipe wrench at some point?
I am of the opinion that he once witnessed a mob murder, and in order to keep him silent, the gangsters drove along a gravel rode, holding him face down on the ground as they did so.
Only this, I think, could have created the horrific semblance of humanity I am so often greeted with when I visit.
On a related note, if anyone has any ideas on how to fix this, do tell. I see the fellow now and then, and I'm tired of wasting my lunch.
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"Think of him as a sharp edge that doesn't compromise." =Prince-des-Sots
The question I pose, is how did he get this way? Is it a birth defect, or was he slammed in the noggin with a pipe wrench at some point?
I am of the opinion that he once witnessed a mob murder, and in order to keep him silent, the gangsters drove along a gravel rode, holding him face down on the ground as they did so.
Only this, I think, could have created the horrific semblance of humanity I am so often greeted with when I visit.
On a related note, if anyone has any ideas on how to fix this, do tell. I see the fellow now and then, and I'm tired of wasting my lunch.
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"Think of him as a sharp edge that doesn't compromise." =Prince-des-Sots
Of course, I can't take complete credit for me tasteless appearance. I suppose I'll have to thank my parents, grandparents, and subsequent older folk for their input.
Also, I want to thank Steve Berman, Martin Scorcesce, my manager...um...gosh, this award is so awesome!!...Rosie O'Donnell, she was such an inspiration to me, Lauryn Hill...preach on, sister...ooh!! And Walt Disney!! Watching all those movies about gorgeous princesses made me want to slit my wrists at first, but after a while, I realized that I DIDN'T NEED THEM!! Those whores!!
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00:31:07 <Spiff-Johnson> I'm gonna start putting fried eggs on ugly girls to see if it makes them more appetizing.
Somehow, I knew you'd find a way to make this funnier.
FUCK BELLE! FUCK SNOW WHITE! FUCK CINDERALLA! FUCK ARIEL! FUCK JASMINE! (Especially her. Damn.)
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"Think of him as a sharp edge that doesn't compromise." =Prince-des-Sots
Jasmine's Arabian ass. 
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00:31:07 <Spiff-Johnson> I'm gonna start putting fried eggs on ugly girls to see if it makes them more appetizing.
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00:31:07 <Spiff-Johnson> I'm gonna start putting fried eggs on ugly girls to see if it makes them more appetizing.
Dude. Yes.
Have you seen that picture I have of her?
Actually, I know you have. Had you seen it when you posted this, though?
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"Think of him as a sharp edge that doesn't compromise." =Prince-des-Sots
Have you seen that picture I have of her?
Actually, I know you have. Had you seen it when you posted this, though?
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"Think of him as a sharp edge that doesn't compromise." =Prince-des-Sots
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...a pathetic, adolescent fantasy which doesn't take into account the immense amount of responsibility and effort required to rule over an empire larger than any other.
`Prince-des-Sots, on the fallaciousness of world domination
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The question I pose, is how did he get this way? Is it a birth defect, or was he slammed in the noggin with a pipe wrench at some point?
I am of the opinion that he once witnessed a mob murder, and in order to keep him silent, the gangsters drove along a gravel rode, holding him face down on the ground as they did so.
Only this, I think, could have created the horrific semblance of humanity I am so often greeted with when I visit.
On a related note, if anyone has any ideas on how to fix this, do tell. I see the fellow now and then, and I'm tired of wasting my lunch.
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[Align Thyself] [Read Me]
"Think of him as a sharp edge that doesn't compromise." =Prince-des-Sots